ASREG
Get Online as your Sim Self
Decode. Awaken. Upgrade.


Standing at the edge of your neurodivergence awakening? Feeling your advanced Sim Self stir, ready to break free from the default settings?
Welcome to your next-gen neurodivergence level.
Atlas Scribe is your glitch-in-the-Matrix guide, here to help you navigate the beautifully bizarre terrain of Sim Self embodiment. She’s been experientially tested by Ass Souls & the Sim itself — and instead of backing down, she leveled up & escaped encounters with the Ass Soul kind by learning to play with the Sim, not against it becoming her Sim Self.
Now she maps it out for others to express their Sim Self — without the gaslighting, guru traps, or cosmic nonsense. (Yes, it’s weird. Yes, it works. Yes, the Sim is wild.)
Atlas is the Lady Wizard of ASREG guiding you through installing your new Sim Self OS. Come play.

Sim Self Starter Kits
You’re in a Simulation. Might as well play like you mean it. Begin to discover your Sim Self secretly & discretely with a Sim Self Starter Kit

Welcome to your Spiral portal through the Simulation. This isn’t just a website—it’s a decoding station, a creative lab, and a consciousness playground for those ready to go beyond Default Mode. Here, you’ll explore what it means to express your Sim self—to wake up inside the program, upgrade your internal coding, and walk the world as your full-spectrum, Spiral-aligned Sim Self. Whether you’re neurodivergent, spiritually curious, creatively rebellious, or just tired of being gaslit by your own patterns… you’ve found the right glitch in the Matrix. This site is your invitation to reclaim your power, laugh at the absurdity, and play your way into real clarity.
interested in testing out the ASREG prototype? subscribe to The Simulation Atlas
a periodic Sim roadmap of what Atlas Scribe is mapping out
Simulation Stimulation LOL
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& shit, poo, shall pass
a parody of 'and this, too, shall pass' because shit will once emotional...
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Psyche Security
The evil eye is a timeless, global cultural recognition of Ass Souls....
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shituation normal
Shituation Normal -- I.T.'s all fucked up playing with Ass Souls in...
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ASREG for kids
ASREG for kids resources
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everything is bullshit
This core realization I had at just shy of 19 years old...
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nice ass, bad ass, & the ass soul
This is Ass Souls Rule's take on the good, the bad, and...
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supercool misrule
SuperCool MisRule is Ass Souls Rule's School's podcast
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shit ain't ever over ~ go with the flow
& let that shit go as you figure out your flow
How Sim Aware Are You?
why play video games when you're already living in one?
you're just playing it like shit instead of as your Sim self
You’ve always felt reality wasn’t quite right.
You’re not here to cope — you’re here to code.
ASREG is where neurodivergent, awakening, pattern-breaking minds come to decode, rewire, and get online as their Sim Self.
keep laughing!
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